| Gorlock, Vegan Witch of the West
|Appeared In|| "And You Were There! And You Were There!"
|Status|| Deceased (killed by the Stanky Fox and Searil Evilbane)
|Classification|| Centaur / Witch
Gorlock, Vegan Witch of the West, was an eccentric centaur that existed in Searil's mind in And You Were There! And You Were There!. Gorlock was very similar to the character "The Wicked Witch of the West" from the story "The Wizard of Oz" and a dream world parallel to Petite. Her minions consisted of small cats with large mustaches and wings, serving as foils for Jamanco. Gorlock traveled using two broomsticks, though it is unclear how she controlled or mounted them.
Gorlock declared that her mission in life was to eliminate all forms of meat. She attacked the party in an attempt to destroy the Stanky Fox with her fireballs.
It seemed Gorlock had the ability to see the future, though its efficacy is somewhat in question. When she first met the heroes, she questioned, "Wasn't there supposed to be a carpet guy?" in reference to the Floor Man who, by all storytelling conventions, should have joined the party.